I hate to leave, but I do have to get up bright and early to raise the sun tomorrow morning. I’ll speak with you all again tomorrow.
Ask Princess Celestia
My faithful subjects, my name is Princess Celestia, and I am here to study the magic of social networking.
It would seem several of my subjects are here to study as well. You may be interested in befriending Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Derpy Hooves, Lyra, or Vinyl Scratch. Or my drag mare impersonator, Trollestia.
A
Is she also a drag mare?
Q
Why are you such a mediocre artist? You would think that after living for thousands of bloody years you might learn how to draw at some point!
Anonymous
A
Excuse me for wanting to try something the earth pony way for once.
Q
Why do you go by Princess instead of God-Empress? Did your PR ponies tell you the title "princess" is more popular with the 4-8 filly demographic?
A
Since my parents died a thousand or so years ago, I’ve been much too busy ruling with an iron hoof with my royal duties to bother having the title changed.
The picture is also for Luna. I think she uses it for darts practice.
That’s part of the reason I want her to learn about friendship.
Q
der princess celestia,
spike r u really riting this aahahaha what the fuq man
um today i learned the value of alchohol.
it's spelled "a-l-c-o-h-o-l," spik. no stop riting lol u dumbass ur drunk too
fluttersha get off
oh my god fluttetshy sTOP GET OFF OH CELESTIA
AR YOU STILL WRITING SPIKE STOP IT
NO DUN'T SEND IT
Regards,
Twilight Sparkle
spike r u really riting this aahahaha what the fuq man
um today i learned the value of alchohol.
it's spelled "a-l-c-o-h-o-l," spik. no stop riting lol u dumbass ur drunk too
fluttersha get off
oh my god fluttetshy sTOP GET OFF OH CELESTIA
AR YOU STILL WRITING SPIKE STOP IT
NO DUN'T SEND IT
Regards,
Twilight Sparkle
Anonymous
A
Twilight, do I need to come down to Ponyville and have a little talk with you?
Q
I have a question, who's the real Celestia? You or [asktrollestia,tumblr,com]?
Anonymous
A
You can’t tell through the Internet, but I am a beautiful alicorn pony and she is a surprisingly handsome drag mare.
I hear her wings are just taped on.
Nightmare Moon? That was, uh… just a hallucination brought on by undercooked food. But don’t worry; that won’t happen again. I had quite a talk with the Cakes.
Now if only that backwater Ponyville could get with the times…
Q
Dear Princess Celestia,
My roommate's cat won't stop drooling all over me. What should I do?
My roommate's cat won't stop drooling all over me. What should I do?
A
My student, Twilight Sparkle, tells me that her friend Fluttershy has a way with animals. If you don’t mind going all the way to Ponyville, you could ask her to take a look at this cat.
In lieu of that, one of those cone collars might not stop the drooling, but it could keep it away from you!
